charlie, i'm really ever so not well
longitudinal butter
goliath was faking
no caffeine until she's 4
i was looking for a job and then i found a job
make mine a cement mixer, jimbo
let's you and me bounce
pardon my trespasses
school's out forever
jan bártu of czechoslovakia
general tso's checkin'
duodenum do's and dont's
blue books available at scuttlebutt
telephone call for mr. horrible
can i have jimmies and carpet sweepin's on mine
actually, i AM just happy to see you
rumblefish
mom, if you were in a german Scheiße video
we like 'em jung
ISBN 978-0345404473
pavlov salivates
drop your weapons, you are surrounded by ARMED BASTARDS
shush
horfftastic
barstow, CA 2,554 mi.
tuppence a bag
castor and pollux
oh, such zesty persiflage
bulging mattress
and your oh-so-nutty chocolate covering
most of my heroes don't appear on no stamps
the october project
liking one's oatmeal lumpy
eat my fruited plain
last gleaming
she wheel'd her wheel barrow
this blog was typed before a studio audience
pulling mussels
my sextant works though
crime, tides and coyotes
redemption, thy name is motor city
guaifenesin
views both aft and stern
so much depends
need rings to stay erect
the five seasons
out, damn'd spot
god said "hot!"
sweating to the oldies
he's not Worthy
runnin' the film projector, scorin' the ladies
l'esprit de l'escalier
the iron ladies
he-man women haterz klub
sweepin' the... clouds away
eighty-eight keys, one door
the mind wanders, the thread drifts
'cuz i'm stuck like glue
the dodgeball diaries
carpathia arrives safely
give us those nice bright colors, give us the greens of summers
we rock these grooves to be self evident
you got your pisces in my capricorn
mother dear, don't let them shoot my kite down
mmmm forbidden loafers
the davie popular
blue is not blue, red is not red
arachibutyrophobics anonymous
spelling relief
because your mother said so
i was just thinking about you
sonnez les matines, sonnez les matines
golden arches
d'oh!
spake like a child
knowledge is good
wilkes is barren
keepin' perspective
blowing through the jasmine of my mind
camel city singin'
stop draggin' my, stop draggin' my
scottland yard
license to thrive since 2005
emma chi upsilon
seitan tastes like sheitan
3 oz. of liquid
did somebody step on a duck
this won't hurt a bit
miss gradenko
*kerplonk*
highlander 6: the fairway wood
did i ever tell you you're my hero
it only rains inside
paschal quartodeciman and blue dye
don't forget your umbrialla
buon giorno
three the old-fashioned way
jeremiah was a bullyfrog
god doesn't hate a coward, he loves everybody
rocking faces since 2007
i wnt to mke gr8 sx w/U
days take forever, but years fly by
p&g tips
eve
kiss me kiss me kiss me
eyes glaze over
my irish candidate, Byrock O'Bama
always bet on purple
words had forked some lightning
seven habits of ineffectual people
sausage party
quiet angel forget their lies
seed finding purchase
the game is a foot
psyched on various bikes
gas food loathing next exit
nothing says rich like swedes
two and three quarters, sir!
struck dumb
¡si se puedes!
think zinc
..-.  ..-  -.-.  -.-  ..  -.  --.    ...  .--.  .-  --..
cap'n, the rudder aren't respondin'
james k. polk has a posse
twas ever thus, says mr. natural
spine glue is still drying
looking homely, angel
check one two
rapid ire movements
pork chops and arkansas
popcornea
no, i have time
nonplussed means something else
You guys playin' cards?
secondary brake
i'm with stupid
Dachshund Aficionado, january issue, p.37
a message from apple yogurt
ear, nose and taint
taking hills for granite
spacious skies
the dry conflagration of seasoned elm
meteorology waxing crescent
lulu lumens
will you light my candle
skydiving naked from an aeroplane
i have no illusions, i lost them in my travels
xxx! love, xy
perpetual motion machine
hello hand truck, hello dolly
no sweater, no train service
would you like to save 10% and hit me in the face
my office hours: 3pm to 3:04pm
saturn returns ten years late
a stream made the canyon
lucy van pelt holds the football
mary in grilled cheese
he was no saint, and slew no dragon
tryptophan
pilgrims in hairshirts
going back to rockville
fix-o-dent
and cheese that sticks to the top of the box
openly bicoastal
this li'l light o' mine
lithium? more like Jiffium!
it's a solidarinosc life for us
fun having breasticles
the seventh house is in uranus
daylight savings
us vs them, round LXVII
normal ray
family von catt
the old hundredth
no hats hanging in tennessee
send in the nouns
brimstone, treacle and invisible suns
sucez ma jean-thomas
the faerie queene vs. beowulf pay-per-view
check the earl too, mister
money both dirty and/or sexy
joanie thinks chachi is an unreliable narrator
push butt
get ich quick
motherfaqquers
requiem for a purple wallet
hey hey, we're the portuguese
i don't feel tardy
fish needs bicycle, film at 11
hair scrunchies: set of five, 79 cents
we got the last bottle of soco
carry me back to old virginny
springfield, springfield
how about a nice camembert
the closing of the american thighs
when the moon is in the seventh house
o brother
pink karmann ghia
khkhhhkhhh *snork* kghghggh
all my loving
ooh la la
wake me up when zeptember ends
the comeback kidding
bill and ted's slightly-below-average adventure
the capital of poo-poo is Fartypants City
please can i have another melocotón please
pears and bananas
saints, scholars, and soldiers
straightenin' the curves, flattenin' the hills
little bowl of milk, just waiting
swiper, stop swiping!
pentagrahamcrackers!
always overdressing for the wrong occasions
oh my word
know-it-all mannerism
fambly reunion!
a nation turns its lonely eyes
longing for the old plantation
she makes the bed and he steals the covers
south-east of the river down-town
and on the 8th day, the buddha awoke
millions of tiny darts
yes, you're older now and a clever swine
she shed you don't understand what i shed
quicksand instructions
okay, there's this watchmaker, and his name's Nick...
mata hairi
my atavism ran over your buddhism
kids say the garsh-darndest things
pull all of our fingers
doing it on repurpose
please listen carefully as our menu has changed
rota fortuna
but itching makes it feel better
mumsy, the little black thing is ringing
he made his home in that fish's abdomen
write your own op-ed piece in under two minutes™
hamiltonian jacksonism
hello, my name is ARSEHOLE
holding truths to be self evident
harvest gold rotary dial wall unit
junior, trip, quad and vee
the passion of st. kjyzwzycrwcywrzcksy
uppance
reveille!
go tell aunt rhody
ignored, aborted, failed, retried
SATB
run install wizard for soul
daddo's day
kite and key party
general erections
circumstance and pomp
xanadu, your neon lights will shine
no place to go and all night to get there
colecovision's revenge
german chocolate caulk
Sláinte mhath!
water from sky, film at 11
on not going gently
XXXX
misery loves companies
Up, up and away.
Maker Faire: Like Jarts but Bigger!
rash guard of love
Too Lois For Comfort
fixing in doorways, opium slaves
illiterati
psychiatrist, 5 cents
ridiculously sublime
guess the initials
eleventeen
nemo me impune lacessit
missin' cousins
coriander? i hardly know her
romulan ale
the oracle of wifi
bella ragazza
treason's harbour
$1.95 away from salvation
lit by knowledge and the fireflies above
babies and bathwater
rhinoceros
e=m(lux)2
and other living things
festival of ones and zeros
i'll give you five good reasons, officer
left non-deciduous mandibular central incisor
yolk of heaven
hippety hoppety
texodus
spartan final
above the fruited plain
mighty pleasin', pappy's corn squeezin'
impaled gail, lynched lyndon
lookin' down on creation
put your mask on first, then your child's
don't get caught watchin' the paint dry
oh, snap
alberto v08
three short followed by three long klaxons
the importance of your opposite
and the Colonels have seen enough
go commonwealth rams!
pleasure twice, butt once
¡Ay, caramba!
mormons take xavier by 8
lower shoulders, tighten adductors
smug harbor
you just haven't earned it yet, baby
big bertha was the first to go
indelible images etched
if there's something you want to say
a trip on the bricks
he travels best that knows when to return
they lost our crib in CLT
yay cross-country jaunts!
pit preacher spittle
serenity praiser
the clenched fist never receives
channels fred, ethel and lucy
all worlds left to conquer
boys are dressed in best uptown
flash mobius
every day is william henry harrison day
best shot taken, surmounted
secondary break
I do not bite my Thumb at you sir
with Texas Pete packets please
egg meets the sidewalk
Movement
slide over here and give me a moment
bass in your face
we're missing all the good stuff
answer me these questions three
have cane, am able
pellinore
open mouth, remove doubt
on the importance of nomenclature
very, very, very, very, very, very
fairly goshparents
the humphreys proxy
heaven or las vegas
tied to me tight tie me up again
the one about the one that's about itself
earl grey's finest bag
my winter vacation
hodie christus natus est
deep and crisp and even
canis minor
there is no "i" in "unforced turnover"
my cousin's duty to make curtsy
barnababy!
where we're going in this verdant spiral
stop calling me shirley
the desert hides a well
this bus is better than that bus
sweepin' the clouds away
too-rye-aye
portrait of the artist as a 19-month old
and RAPPELS
the full cold moon
oh, sheila
deadhead sticker on a cadillac
hinton james rm. 244
marcona almonds
i'll have a bourbon and ginger, Jimbo
gracias para dar
month of sundays
ever, e'en 'til death
Я тебя люблю
sacrificial bonfire
YOISH
arf!
smarte carte
it's the movies that got small
the pleasure - the privilege is mine
good morning starshine
the adults came home
purple fingers, blue toes
love-forty
spoonful of sugar
sugardaddo
yes, my gourd
vox populi, vox vaccae
mòine mhòr
one degree of separation
john o'groats says so
aeternum superba ab alto
pinchfarthing
scarborough's fair
The Golf Standard
inverness
Make Money, Not Art
That green bit next to the squiggly river.
Truth Be Told
no flood can drown nor fire blacken purest longing
The Real Mousse
Guest Blogger Crabbie
orville and wilbur
supersonic transistor blast
moved a million hearts in mono
sanguine phlegm, choleric bile
76 trombones
not pictured: kid covered in peanut butter
scratch my name on your arm with a fountain pen
freakophilosophy
if you no longer like piña colada
thirteeners
i want to be in that number
cellophane flowers of yellow and green
a sleep trance, a dream dance
on the highest mount in Wales
sawasdee kha!
old sour
i'll cross the stream
snuggle fabric softener mascot bear
granite and chisel
rolling blackout
with tangerine trees and marmalade skies
no one wept except the willow
a few good men
when the saints go marching out
the right trousers
all i ever wanted was to be your spine
labor day epidural
went to their maker impeccably shaved
daydreams answered
robert doisneau would be jealous
i love your work
state tree: sugar maple
la grande pomme
free to move about the cabin
qwertylicious
leo becomes virgo
ladies first
now you parlez-vous francais
red fish, blue fish
tropic of leo
tea, scones and groans
static in my attic from channel z
next time: french onion soup
it's gonna be a drag... misery
bank holidays
when the hurly-burly's done
powdered toast man
approved by björn türoque himself
in french, chat, chapeau
requiem aeternam dona eis
hey hey, the clouds are whey
i'll have the regular and keep 'em comin'
meditation xvii
guelphs and ghibellines
don't tell me to calm down
ambrosia in, garbage out
garbage in, ambrosia out
state tree: longleaf pine
dressed in tricolour and phrygian cap
one pill makes you larger
prudence never pays
chartreuse journalism
it was all a dream
neither second nor removed
all Alpha's sons shall be
inoculation
wrinkle in time
when in the course of human events
this little piggy made me puke
come here, watson, i want you
deep tissue message
making things with light
sincerity is the new irony
we're so pleased to be with you
i'm not talkin' 'bout movin' in
vera, chuck and dave
fear the turtle
father, don't let them shoot my kite down
children of a lesser gosh
only your hairdresser knows for sure
vast deference
I will rearrange your scales, if I can
next stop: London, underpants
the da Veronese code
le croque madame
baisers, baisers!
Nice was nice
je me parle à moi même
spirit of the staircase
l'État, c'est la Bug
jarts still not unpacked
cumpleanos
what's your pleasure
hearts and bones
wake up!
let my cameron go
these robeez were made for stumbling
would you pour me a martini, lovey?
extra! extra! mrs. frances best stays for week-end!
god waited patiently in the days of noah
island of la grande jatte
yucky old blanket
good stories only happen to those who can tell them
first of the Mohicans
ellen valentine
slipping a mickey
knowing the way to san jose
pair of 45's made me open my eyes
are you still there
superego, meet your id
purple mountains majesty
hey europe, eat my florida
h.r. huff 'n' puff
and, like, I totally, like, you know, like
and with a love like that
surf's up
groan and bear it
requiem for a meme
una domina lux
ascension
love's labour found
saltatory jumps along the axons
fruit/flowers, right?
calloo, callay
there ain't no good guys
somebody done somebody wrong song
remembrance of zings past
magna comes loudly
put your backfield in motion
took a ride on the reading
it's that little souvenir of a terrible year
don't know what a slide rule is for
gonna have a party when the bouncers leave
wish they all could be california
brother's keeper, mother's ruin
stars and planets realign
here's your hat, what's your hurry
no, not THAT kind of hummer
it gives a lovely light!
zigga zoomba
inshallah shalom
dayton: birthplace of aviation! (sorta)
end of rope seen, discussed
luck pressed
do re mea culpa
just to, y'know, take the edge off
i'll never have that recipe again
the salmon mousse
i keep telling her it's a palming violation
weight room!
il y a vingt-cinq ans
venti anni fa
vor fünfzehn Jahren
hace diez años
vijf jaar geleden
the snake eats itself
oh this will never do
do they go FLIP FLOP
military two-step down the nape of my neck
and lick the valleys up
acquainted with the touch of a velvet hand
2 good 2 be 4 gotten
slouching toward bobsledom
26.9"
bachelor padding
open to falling from grace
touchable
with the fury of a thousand suns
earth has no sorrow
seat backs and tray tables
cruising altitude: 29 inches
through with buzz
tippecanoe and tyler too
sand turns to glass
#2 pencil
now i know that i'm needed for the symphony
walking pneumatics
quadruple lutz!
luck is the residue of design
oh, the rogue - the red, red rogue
be fooled by the rocks that I got
blogging to distraction
spitting out my placebo
really sick of sushi, i'd imagine
and i've brought some corn for popping
lie at your feet
impromptu
gout, goiters, lumbago, bends, grippe, ague
mazurka in C sharp minor
stopbath
banned from green gables
MMV précis
dotting i's, minding p's, q's
breast your cards
you are responsible for your rose
horse must think it queer
ground to a halt = good coffee shop name
long, dark pee-time of the soul
people, look east
through the clouds it breaks
patapan!
Biv, Roy G.
newton's first law
muddle through somehow
saturn shrugged
home of the Big O
recant buy me love
barnacles on the ship
a mall and the night visitors
players only love you when they're playin'
no I said I want it WITHOUT pickles goddamit
the charm of the highway strip
dirty bucks, blue argyle socks
root vegetables
miles standish proud
another such victory and we are undone
peel your banana and UNGH! take a bite
wardriving
she's a little lighthouse
coefficient of friction
you know, the one that goes "doo-dee-doo-doo"
i'll take "obscure twee britpop" for $2000, alex
pardon me, frances
that numismatic gave me philatio
omnidirectional antennae
that redhead PGA golfer just blew a gasket, Fuzzy!
1112
humiliating kick in the crotch
sugar and spice sold separately
jokers to the right
incense and peppermints
we're just following ancient history, if you strip for me
you are here and warm
love on a farmboy's wages
dei sub numine viget
she's like the village bicycle
please more gruel, sir
id, meet your ego
picture yourself in a boat on a river
vapid eye movements
lkb-w = 6/12
falcon cannot hear the falconer
yellow rose of taxes
cue horn: wah-wah-wa-a-a-a-ah
sperm bank mix-up comedy
float some flotsam
flame-retardant bridges
Lord's to-do list: 1) taketh 2) giveth
sleeping with the television on
what I do know is we're here and it's now
what's the part above the subtext? oh yeah, the "text"
they call alabama the crimson tide
choose one: scylla, charybdis
nature/nurture
stand clear of the closing doors please
pop rocks: 2 parts, coke: 1 part, then mix
i'd recommend the lob wedge, sir
and jupiter aligns with mars
shuffle all songs
parjanya murmured
xaxanprilokevlixec, 800 mg b.i.d. (orally)
nietzsche is dead
for my first wish I'd like unlimited wishes
tell your name, the livelong June, to an admiring Blog
bring the muzik back
key attached to giant wooden spoon
parry thrust parry
speed to Spica
ninth circle
merci buckets
the cornstalk fence
katrina and the waves
swaddlers size 2
back that ass up
a tropical depression
we're all one, and life flows on
everyone's a captain kirk
oh, zone
audi alteram partem
lose it in the front
hallways and highrises
recycle - TO THE EXTREME!
the binary Bastille
flurbtbtbtbt
norman the stormin' mormon
okay so you're elvis or something
i got 2nd highest score in Galaga
inchworm, measuring the marigold
mother of Pearl
two great tastes that taste great together
utah saints
i hit at fourteen, i tellsya
putting one's eye out
nouveau cane
i search the horizon...
why because I said so
be prepared
two feet tall and rising
hollaback 718
child 2 of 5
prodding your cast
there goes joe caparo again
opium tastes good
i mean, like, "ew!"
camelot
deep shepherdation
nostrand's dame, us
one quarter-year-old!
yes i would like a knuckle sandwich
thin ties with piano keys
Dieu et mon Droit
the venitius command
scope, norfolk, VA, 1981
reunited and it feels so good
ocean to ocean
breaker one-nine, this is adult diaper rash
rid and nix
crescent wrenching
awesome bill from dawsonville
74 mph
book of job
pagan solstice gods salute you and you and you!
boots just go back on the socks that had stayed on
tithing ring
and shut up about your CARS already
good enough for granddad
goin' to the movies, I take up 7 rows
none more black
perennial favorites
do re meme
sky, sky blue
jesus h.
xenu-phobia
vernal equinox
someday we'll actually play Jarts
bananas rice applesauce toast
Jartacular Revels Complete, Ian Laid Low
this field intentionally left blank
solipsism, thy name is alcohol
circadia, NY
I'll remember you this way
Cute Li'l McCuddle Bumpkin!
dark side of the horse
prog rock
united crepes of amygdala
gol-durn dadgum frickin'
never gonna stop the rain by complainin'
tantalus
holy shi'ite
s. charles w.
halcyon salad days
cool drink of water, such a sweet surprise
Slice, Serrate, Squash, Subsume and Slag
1. buy 2. repeat
deus ex mach 3
daguerreotypes for mumsy
odysseus shrugged
ready for your close-up, Mr. Roper
tension is unbearable, I hope it lasts
revoke this license
the following was written between 1&2am
older and wiser, telling you what to do
très bien ensemble
misfired electron = delight
a : b as c : d
eat your paisley!
aries, gemini rising
lux!
Stay Tuned for Breaking News
not with a bang but a whimper
weinerdog
tri, tri again
fall forward spring back
liberation!
late valentine
when we come marching
meet me in...
slow, yet kafkaesque
that Sally Forth sure said a mouthful
pimpin' ain't easy
bearded like the pard
celextant says bear nor-norwest
poppies for young men
out, out, brief candle
Fresh like, unhh; Impala, unnh
wombmate wanted, non-smoker
perdu!
read? i only look at the pictures
incus, malleus, and stapes
rose by another name
my sexiest migraine
alive, she cried
CW sez he needs more Celexa
why frequent, kenneth?
i'm not wearing any pants
10,000 brainiacs
back free of monkey
tHiS JuSt iN *burp* ~fART~
the blue denouement
pardon our progress
heart-shaped diary with a lock
I'd like to thank my publicist
rain nor sleet can stay this courier
set the frigate's royals
XX-XY
SPF negative-25
purple mountains majesty
Ain't Got Time To Die
books fall open
I’ve been thinking. . .
V-Day or ...
Oh, yeah, a great Valentine's Day!
meta-morpheus
an ineffectual river in Egypt
we feast tonight
as long as me, jerry and touche are here
i like my oatmeal lumpy
anonymous call, a poison pen
ideas as opiates
what is was, was blogging
viral marketing
daily dairy diary diarrhea
Room to Breathe
tour my amygdala
leo-nard bern-stein
spiced ham
grandmother of record
friends are calling "yoo hoo"
As You Live It
smear on affected area
rhymes with australopithecus
life explained, insert 25
time enough for countin'
verdict: not guilty, yr'honor
stopping by woods
dish best served cold
just one thing I wanna know
outta sight, outta mind
turf and surf platter: $9
oh, tannenbaum
MMIV précis
ccc+cac
Hippo Gnu Deer!
lux et libertas
i got you, Babe
assume the dealer has a ten
and all years in'tween
to you and you and you
how droll it would have been
the littlest state
lovely dark and deep
oh, that "stupid feeling"
500th of a second
every good boy does fine
lumbar support
give that girl - the heisman!
jwb
0 to 60 in 3h, 45m
the curse of semi-permanence
bubble, bubble, toil, trouble
i'm okay, you're bizarre
autoscold
let the gonads drop
when a mommy loves a daddy
lugging, schlepping, toting
sweepin' the clouds away
why, it was delightful
Gee Otter - thanks!
don't spoil my day, I'm miles away
the sucker punch
o captain, my... whatever
thanks for the pass --->
faux noose
doddering constitutional
do mi so, fa la re, do re do
what a good wife you would be
fort sumter, brooklyn
two stories, high
P.J. McStrapplebungus!
full fathoms five
aloha!
hearty oatmeal for all
American Coastopia!
if you pass GO, collect $200
bring your own boos
Em-Bb7-A-D
sweet spot
navel, meet my gaze
punkins, the bean that's a fruit
PIPA longstocking
negatively charged
wachet auf!
roadsigns to recovery
secret life of Interstate 10
glurk vs. glork, round 10
UR 2Good 2B 4Gotten
o tempora, o mores
equus
motor neuron speedway
stars at night - sure are bright
humidity: .006%
1,001 arabian reruns
page of wands
full-bodied, hint of playfulness
onward agnostic soldiers
touché!
je m'accuse
h.e. double hockey-sticks
[blog title]
small wonder
john query
get your lumbar pillows ready
kid stays in the pitcher
whiddly-whiddly!
for the love of gosh
the sun shines outta our behinds
956 millibars
even kiss a sunset pig
LDS on LSD
scratch'n'sniff picture book
I-80 bluez
daguerreotypical
solipsism
tin soldiers & nixon's comin'
name that tube
epistolary romance
fume, grimace, gnash
now that i've disappeared
WE TO G.O.P: EAT POOP 'n' PEE
we gather as not to feel alone
goat
kinetic energy
4th and 47 with 25 sec. left
rilkean heart
gold medal in betrayal
forward as one
east german judge screwed me
squashing hopes
hello cruel world
Sean in New York
Flotsam
The Facial Expressions of Dumb Terminals
Guest Host
Blog Intruder
i fancy a brandy
pangea? i hardly know her
sexyvoltaic cells
wireless über alles
why does IOWA start with "10"?
crowding of wisdom
aux barricades!
bloomin' onion
immune to your consultation
picayune gazette bee plain dealer
joys of opinionlessness
Matthew McCauley (1750-1832)
Act XVII, Scene XXIX, Line 47
senses working overtime
open-faced sandwedge
acrophilia
outed!
ides of July
another shot of wild turkey
if these walls could shut up
miscarriage of justice
fear and exceptionalism
you had to hide away for so long
carolingian empire
sniveling
a brick in the small of the back
soft-shell crab roll
'scuse me while I kiss this guy
Iraqmaninoff
THWACK!
singing in the dead of night
quiogue
heaven knows I'm gouty now
ordered enchiladas and I ate em
remains of the day
wetness and wistfulness
Ask-The-Exec!
you nip, I'll tuck
blindness escapes me
O Canada, my maple leaves
look for light in everyone
hate, Hate, HATE!!!
land meant for you and me
moaning myrtle
our 40th
guarded optimism
le plus ça change
joys of 9-year-old technology
replay 25 cents
great balls of CRAP
peaty, with a spicy resin nose
take a ch-ch-ch-chance
never heard the word "impossible"
tell me why-yi-yi-yi
to be, rather than "to seem"
i swallowed the pill
I am a Child of Gosh
sarin-dipity
laurel, like the canyon
whiz on the electric fence
put some english on it
the heirophant
find me somebody to love
a few choice morsels
triumverate
do, re, me me me
add french horn in there too
god, grant me the Saran Wrap
dandelions are not weeds
brazen hussies
another fine Judeo-Mormon production
pentultimatrimonial
l'chaim!
nothing rhymes with "depth"
turn around, bright eyes
our second act
culture schlock
where Rockefellers walk with sticks
storm before the calm
love handles everyone
recreational analgesic abuse
k is for komedy
doin' all right, gettin' good grades
curtain up
(voiceover) That was one crazy summer.
they smile when they are low
latter-day fixin's!
redemption and redefinition
sugar high sugar high sugar high
put a fine point on it
I'm a Little Light in the Skechers
this blog was written in real time
AM 1580
ding-dong the dookies are dead
get me to the drive-thru on time
but enough about me
j'accuse, et challenge!
that's a 1976 German syrah
1985 revisited, again
suffer little children
zygotes and syzygy
my advice? take Fountain
Pablo Cruisin'
eine kleine nacht-reading
Celexa only does so much
Make Room For Larry
3 miles high and rising
declared value: sentimental
there are no clocks in there
hark the silence
Radio Free Nouakchott
pants a'fire
fox hunting
Real Time with chopin blake
the heisenberg exhaustion principle
bottom of the country
poker? hardly know 'er
Ian'z New York Korner™
lone star state o' mind
erin go braggadocio
laissez les bon temps tombez
love american style
I Heart Truck Stops, Part XVIII
connected to the thigh bone
found while packing
A 74mph fairy tale
merci merci me!
huh? oh yeah. huh?
isn't it queer
culture diatribes #674b
oh SSRI can you see
look homeward angel
1200 baud
how about Pierre, SD?
poopypants
the magic of analog!
get me to the church on time
11.9 gallons of wisdom
good long-term holdings
passage rite
another road trip, another loss
save yer Confederate $$$
müllèt
next services 56 miles
83-81 (OT)
point out the assist
Top 25!
The Great Cycle of Employment
lactating the masses
lwb
cartophilia!
back to you in the booth
brooklyn, brooklyn über alles
circle gets a square
make that TWO sea breezes
grandfather clock
4th and 1 with 25 sec. left
ev'rybody's work-in' for the week-end
luddism
caucus and muscles
a few grass blades
esse quam videri
gray's anatomy
Forget about it...
reaching zero Kelvin
T.T.A.C.D.M.C.A.M.B.
glubbular globby pluff
putrescent persiflage
a tree falls in brooklyn
do so solemnly swear
prius my cold fingers from it
splurt!!!
wide open three-pointer
they are the eggmen
the sway of the sensible
MMIV
MMIII
plate o' shrimp $2.95
your ad here
la grippe
messy christbus
merry merry!
we, like Chopes, have gone astray
equivocation
winter solstice
sugar lake
the flux capacitor!
beaten
rouge et blue et jaune
free free, set them free
hairy and smelly
our fave sagittarius
insist on knowing my bliss
1 second is 24 frames
pathos and pathology
blue jay way
O, Remote Functionality!
free to lance
pools of sorrow, waves of joy
to-day's lesson
ding dong th' bells
dit-dit dit-dah dah-dit
nyfuckingcity
trump is yellow
merci
yars' revenge
mea kitty kulpa
three thumbs up
cemetry gates
*burp*
itpostwra
consistency
Kedves Olvasó!
cast, away
mazeltov
horrfff
I'll tumble 4 ya
fight for blue and white
match game 2003
In-Line Dimmers & Relay Modules!
I Hardly Hart New Hjork
Oh, Big Daddy!
Ian R., At Yr. Srvice.
Oh I Wish I Were in Dick Sea
Depth: half-fathom
Mealy, Doughy White Folk
I'm a Cockintosh
All Hallow E'en
Hogwarts Headache or Potter's Pathos?
Spaz! Zork! Poindexter!
Detainee
Itinerant Ian Detained in Maine
"Steve, Sub," Says Sundered Scribe
I, Ian Island Is
The Walmart on Top of America
The Northeast Corridor & Me: A Tale of Betrayal
I Taste a Liquor Never Brewed
desecration and weddings
10/19/03 I have a friend
10/17/03 As you might have
10/16/03 I'm not sure if
10/15/03 I've long been a
10/14/03 I received some of
10/13/03 click for bigger We
10/12/03 I don't take my
10/10/03 You went through your
10/9/03 I'd like to say
10/8/03 There is an unsettling
10/7/03 I had about a
10/7/03 We were asked to
10/5/03 We saw The Lucretia
10/3/03 this is going to
10/2/03 I am barely conscious
10/1/03 I am up right
9/30/03 Tessa and I got
9/29/03 I am the perfect
9/28/03 My Trip to Hinckley,
9/26/03 I went over to
9/25/03 They say it's always
9/24/03 I know hearing about
9/24/03 As I was packing
9/22/03 Things We Are Merely
9/21/03 When the power used
9/19/03 I really do like
9/18/03 I think I remember
9/17/03 In a bizarre confluence
9/16/03 It's not often that
9/15/03 This blog goes out
9/14/03 Okay, so the blog
9/12/03 (Well, I might as
9/11/03 (continued from yesterday, this
9/10/03 I'm not sure why
9/9/03 Okay, so there appear
9/8/03 I realize I just
9/7/03 Right, so in the
9/5/03 Believe it or not,
9/4/03 This blog goes out
9/3/03 Believe it or not,
9/2/03 While we were taking
9/1/03 There is a word
8/31/03 I'd like to take
8/30/03 Okay, so you know
8/29/03 my mom circa 1933
8/28/03 The thing about leaving
8/27/03 I am back on
8/26/03 Hello. You have heard
OK, it's Mom's turn... and
Ian is still taking a
AHHHH HAH HA AHAHA AHAHAHHAAAA!!!!!!
Michelle, Ian's little sister here.
Steve, here, again. This time
8/20/03 Portland, ME Well, this
8/19/03 Northeast Harbor, Mount Desert
8/18/03 Charlottetown, Prince Edward Island,
8/17/03 Charlottetown, Prince Edward Island,
Steve, here. Ian just called
8/15/03 Bar Harbor, ME God,
8/14/03 Monhegan Island, ME Get
8/13/03 Monhegan Island, ME click
8/12/03 Monhegan Island, ME Tessa
8/11/03 Portland, ME I lie
8/10/03 As you might imagine,
8/9/03 I got married!
8/8/03 Columbia County, NY (my
8/7/03 Columbia County, NY (two
8/6/03 Columbia County, NY (three
8/5/03 Columbia County, NY (four
8/4/03 Columbia County, NY (5
8/3/03 Brooklyn, NY (6 days
8/2/03 Columbia County, NY (1
8/1/03 Columbia County, NY (8
7/31/03 Columbia County, NY (9
7/30/03 Columbia County, NY (10
7/29/03 Brooklyn, NY (11 days
7/28/03 Jasper, GA (12 days
7/27/03 New Orleans, LA (13
7/26/03 New Orleans, LA (14
7/25/03 New Orleans, LA (15
7/24/03 Jasper, GA (16 days
7/23/03 Harrisonburg, VA (17 days
7/22/03 Brooklyn, NY (18 days
7/21/03 Columbia County, NY (19
7/20/03 Columbia County, NY (20
7/19/03 Columbia County, NY (21
7/18/03 Columbia County, NY (22
7/17/03 Columbia County, NY (23
7/16/03 Columbia County, NY (24
7/15/03 Brooklyn, NY (25 days
7/14/03 Brooklyn, NY (26 days
7/13/03 Columbia County, NY (27
7/12/03 Columbia County, NY (28
7/11/03 Columbia County, NY (29
7/10/03 Columbia County, NY (30
7/9/03 Brooklyn, NY (1 month
7/8/03 Brooklyn, NY Call off
7/7/03 Columbia County, NY A
7/6/03 Columbia County, NY I've
taggin' it!
7/4/03 Columbia County, NY My
7/3/03 Columbia County, NY "I
7/02/03 Brooklyn, NY the fine
7/1/03 Brooklyn, NY Whilst perusing
6/30/03 Brooklyn, NY A few
6/29/03 Brooklyn, NY Happy Gay
6/28/03 Columbia County, NY Apparently,
6/27/03 Columbia County, NY Unbelievable.
6/26/03 Brooklyn, NY We did
6/25/03 Brooklyn, NY After Tessa
6/24/03 Brooklyn, NY Tessa and
6/23/03 Brooklyn, NY We had
6/22/03 Columbia County, NY I've
6/21/03 Columbia County, NY Complaining
6/20/03 Columbia County, NY God,
6/19/03 Brooklyn, NY We had
6/18/03 Brooklyn, NY Did I
6/17/03 Brooklyn, NY A little
6/16/03 Brooklyn, NY My solitude
6/15/03 Columbia County, NY You
6/14/03 Columbia County, NY Hey,
6/13/03 Columbia County, NY Due
6/12/03 Brooklyn, NY I know
6/11/03 Brooklyn, NY It's just
6/10/03 Brooklyn, NY So sick
6/9/03 Brooklyn, NY A very
6/8/03 Brooklyn, NY Nothing gives
6/7/03 Columbia County, NY Not
6/6/03 Columbia County, NY At
6/5/03 Boston, MA We drove
6/4/03 Columbia County, NY Look,
6/3/03 Columbia County, NY I'll
6/2/03 Columbia County, NY Staying
6/1/03 Brooklyn, NY If the
5/31/03 Brooklyn, NY I know
5/30/03 Brooklyn, NY First off,
5/29/03 Brooklyn, NY On my
5/28/03 Brooklyn, NY How Our
5/27/03 Brooklyn, NY Whatever the
5/26/03 Columbia County, NY As
5/25/03 Columbia County, NY I
5/24/03 Columbia County, NY When
5/23/03 Columbia County, NY Rick
5/22/03 Columbia County, NY Offhanded
5/21/03 Columbia County, NY Have
5/20/03 Columbia County, NY no,
5/19/03 Columbia County, NY After
5/18/03 Columbia County, NY I
5/17/03 Columbia County, NY I
5/16/03 Columbia County, NY Do
5/15/03 Brooklyn, NY Things I
5/14/03 Brooklyn, NY Due to
5/13/03 Brooklyn, NY Dad and
5/12/03 Brooklyn, NY the old
5/11/03 Brooklyn, NY When Sean
5/10/03 Boston, MA While Tessa
5/9/03 Boston, MA My darling
5/8/03 Boston, MA You must
5/7/03 Brooklyn, NY I don't
5/6/03 Columbia County, NY I
5/5/03 Columbia County, NY I
5/4/03 Columbia County, NY You
5/3/03 Brooklyn, NY I wish
5/2/03 Brooklyn, NY If you
5/1/03 Brooklyn, NY And a
4/30/03 Brooklyn, NY I'm so
4/29/03 Brooklyn, NY I'm going
4/28/03 Brooklyn, NY Is slacking
4/27/03 Brooklyn, NY One of
4/26/03 Brooklyn, NY You know,
4/25/03 Brooklyn, NY When we
4/24/03 Brooklyn, NY We snapped
4/23/03 Brooklyn, NY So I've
4/22/03 Columbia County, NY And in
4/21/03 Columbia County, NY I always
4/20/03 Columbia County, NY I'm sorry,
4/19/03 Columbia County, NY It's those
4/18/03 Columbia County, NY It's hard
4/17/03 Brooklyn, NY the moment
4/16/03 Brooklyn, NY Not to
4/16/03 Brooklyn, NY The image
4/14/03 Brooklyn, NY The radio
4/13/03 Columbia County, NY I can
4/12/03 Columbia County, NY If you
4/11/03 Columbia County, NY Since I
4/10/03 Brooklyn, NY Today, my
4/9/03 Brooklyn, NY Nobody ever
4/8/03 Brooklyn, NY One of
4/7/03 Brooklyn, NY the view
4/6/03 Brooklyn, NY It was
4/5/03 Brooklyn, NY Since Daylight
4/4/03 Charlottesville, VA We pulled
4/3/03 Chapel Hill, NC Well,
4/2/03 Chapel Hill, NC A
4/1/03 Chapel Hill, NC I
3/31/03 Chapel Hill, NC We
3/30/03 Chapel Hill, NC Sadly,
3/29/03 Brooklyn, NY One of
3/28/03 Brooklyn, NY Tessa hasn't
3/27/03 Brooklyn, NY My brother
3/26/03 Brooklyn, NY Some days
3/25/03 Brooklyn, NY A lot
3/24/03 Brooklyn, NY Some people
3/23/03 Columbia County, NY I usually
3/22/03 Columbia County, NY While 187,500
3/21/03 New York, NY What
3/20/03 Brooklyn, NY Stayed up
3/19/03 Brooklyn, NY Wow, so
3/18/03 Brooklyn, NY Yes, it's
3/17/03 Brooklyn, NY First, the
3/16/03 Brooklyn, NY I wish
3/15/03 Columbia County, NY You want
3/14/03 Brooklyn, NY I got
3/13/03 Brooklyn, NY I've generally
3/12/03 Brooklyn, NY This blog
3/11/03 Brooklyn, NY One thing
3/10/03 Brooklyn, NY Driving up
3/9/03 Chapel Hill, NC I
3/8/03 Chapel Hill, NC Because
3/7/03 Brooklyn, NY Oh sure,
3/6/03 Brooklyn, NY Alone, the
3/5/03 Columbia County, NY This was
3/4/03 Columbia County, NY Hey kids!
3/3/03 Columbia County, NY It's 4
3/2/03 Columbia County, NY The thing
3/1/03 Columbia County, NY Let the
2/28/03 Columbia County, NY I've been
Mercy, Where Art Thou?
2/26/03 Columbia County, NY I'm being
2/25/03 Brooklyn, NY Now, why
2/24/03 Brooklyn, NY A few
2/23/03 Brooklyn, NY Among the
2/22/03 Columbia County, NY If you
2/21/03 Columbia County, NY I sat
2/20/03 Columbia County, NY A semi-heat
2/19/03 Day 60 and Final
2/18/03 Day 59 of the
2/17/03 Day LVIII of the
2/16/03 Day 57 of the
2/15/03 Day LVI of the
2/14/03 Day 55 of the
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2/8/03 Day LXIX of the
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1/31/03 Day XLI of the
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12/27/02 Day VI of the
12/26/02 Day Five of the
12/25/02 Day IV of our
12/24/02 Day Three of the
12/23/02 Day Two of the
12/22/02 Day One of the
12/21/02 Happy Winter Solstice, my
12/20/02 So we're packing all
12/19/02 Seen and Overheard These
12/18/02 In the mornings and
12/17/02 Tessa has slowly developed
12/16/02 In honor of Beethoven's
12/15/02 Look, I don't mean
12/14/02 We're all a little
12/13/02 Herman Melville always said
12/12/02 While talking to my
12/11/02 New York is a
12/10/02 The oxyegenating sustenance of
12/9/02 More Crap I Found
12/8/02 I stayed up way
12/7/02 Like I've oft moaned
12/6/02 We just got done
12/5/02 Hey, do they still
12/4/02 One of the best
12/3/02 11 degrees Fahrenheit is
12/2/02 Hi, I'm Ian Williams
12/1/02 These stretches of time
11/20/02 This was one of
11/29/02 Even though we were
11/28/02 First off, you need
11/27/02 Happy Thanksgiving to all
11/26/02 I'm basically the most
11/25/02 Things That Fellow 7th
11/24/02 Well, if you're going
11/23/02 In the interests of
11/22/02 While Fedexing my urine
11/21/02 Michelle made some good
11/20/02 A short respite of
11/19/02 To commemorate us actually
11/18/02 I know the full-scale
11/17/02 Let me tell you
11/16/02 If a movie ever
11/15/02 I was reminded today,
11/14/02 Today's blog goes out
11/13/02 One of the problems
11/12/02 Today's blog is brought
11/11/02 Like many of the
11/10/02 Well, it's as official
11/9/02 Since we're never here
11/8/02 Put it this way:
11/7/02 Hey there boys and
11/6/02 I'm still trying to
11/5/02 My fellow Americans: What
11/4/02 There is a liminal
11/3/02 Sometime last month I
11/2/02 It was around 5
11/1/02 Let me not obfuscate
10/31/02 People who hate Halloween
10/30/02 Yeah, I know this
10/29/02 In the year 2000,
10/28/02 My friend Oliver and
10/27/02 A much-needed night out
10/26/02 I haven't been doing
10/25/02 Something I'd recommend to
10/24/02 Ain't fall grand? damn,
10/23/02 This, my friends, is
10/22/02 There is a depressing
10/21/02 It's an event Tessa
10/20/02 In an interesting discussion
10/19/02 Perhaps a lot of
art, phart.
therappuccino with jimmies
10/16/02 I have a terrorism
it's not cricket
10/14/02 You know, my ex-family
10/13/02 Weddings are now more
10/12/02 Whilst inside Columbia County's best-kept
10/11/02 I had a real
10/10/02 Hey kids, and welcome
10/9/02 Ask yourself this: are
10/8/02 Dear Old Boss: It
10/7/02 One of the best
10/6/02 You start to wonder
10/5/02 When you start reading
10/4/02 Boy, yesterday's blog was
10/3/02 Pure, flawless, impermeable exhaustion.
10/2/02 Made it in time